36 Unexpectedly Hilarious Hinge Prompts That Stole the Show This Week

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    What if I told you that My surname is 17 letters long and that's not even the longest thing I have
  • 02
    I'll know it's time to delete Hinge when My wife finds out
  • 03
    I'm weirdly attracted to Ur mum
  • 04
    I go crazy for Thep nhub recommended section
  • 05
    I know the best spot in town for Recommended videos
  • 06
    Weirdest gift I've given or received A bag of condoms from mum after a pregnancy scare
  • 07
    I'd fall for you if You're down to get both wholesome and holesome
  • 08
    My most controversial opinion is Women cheat more than men
  • 09
    Change my mind about Having my ribs removed to give myself noddy
  • 10
    You should leave a comment if you have bigt s
  • 11
    Dating me is like a firework display - many loud bangs lol
  • 12
    I recently discovered that I'm better off without a foreskin
  • 13
    My greatest strength Is bagging 40 year old single mums
  • 14
    My simple pleasures Money and Milfs
  • 15
    A shower thought I recently had I really hope it only looks this small from this angle
  • 16
    My most irrational fear Women
  • 17
    I'm looking for A women to spoil me
  • 18
    New year, same Crusty sock
  • 19
    Unusual skills Lying to women
  • 20
    My simple pleasures When the old lady's at work call me darling #gilf
  • 21
    Together, we could Play Titanic !! You be the iceberg and I'll go down
  • 22
    Something I want to try with you is The backseats of my car
  • 23
    How to pronounce my name Hey daddy
  • 24
    A shower thought I recently had The shower gets turned on when I'm naked
  • 25
    The way to win me over is Honesty: I exhibit red flags, so do you - be frank! Trust: I'm not here to 'win' your adoration, rather to find shared values... Aaand b S
  • 26
    The one thing you should know about me is Chocolate is my second favourite thing to eat before bed
  • 27
    All I ask is that you Lower your expectations.
  • 28
    I'm convinced that All my ex's are
  • 29
    First round is on me if If your mum is a
  • 30
    I recently discovered that The is real
  • 31
    What if I told you that I'm colourblind so can't spot any red flags
  • 32
    My greatest strength My third leg
  • 33
    Fact about me that surprises people I don't have chlamydia
  • 34
    Dating me is like Thinking you've won the lottery then realising you've actually just won a lucky dip D
  • 35
    Together, we could Get a dog, name him 'shark' and take him to the beach to watch the carnage unfold
  • 36
    A life goal of mine Is for my son to be bullied because his mum is a otherwise I have failed. D

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